Today’s crazy Bible verse comes from the book of Deuteronomy, a book full of crazy Bible verses! Warning: To all the men out there, you’d better sit down and you might want to cup your balls. 🙂
“No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the Lord.” – Deuteronomy 23:1
This refers to a man’s testicles and organ, as it made clear in the ESV Bible.
“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.” – Deuteronomy 23:1
In the end, it doesn’t matter how good of a person you are or how much faith you put in God. If your testicles are damaged, even if it is through no fault of your own, you can’t enter the assembly of the Lord. Get diagnosed with testicular cancer? The good news is that the 5 year survival rate today is as high as 96%. However, if one or both testicles must be removed, the bad news is that you have a 0% of entering the assembly of the Lord. Sorry, but God demands you keep your balls in pristine condition!!! ROFL!