Exodus 4:24-26

Today’s crazy Bible verse(s) shows us once again how much God hates foreskin on a penis.  A penis with the foreskin still attached is pure EVIL in the eyes of the Lord.

“At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him.  But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it.  ‘Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,’ she said.  So the Lord let him alone.” – Exodus 4:24-26

So let me get this straight.  God is pissed that Moses has not circumcised his son.  Moses’ son’s foreskin is so appalling to God that God is about to kill Moses.  Huh?  If God is so disgusted with foreskin, why did He create man with foreskin?  Seems God could have taken care of this during one of those 6 days of creation.

Even worse, Zipporah, in defense of Moses, grabs what is basically a rock, and whacks off the tip of her son’s penis.  No concern over blood loss, or whacking off the right amount, or infection.  No concerns at all.  She just had to get that foreskin off as soon as possible.  Poor kid.

After the foreskin is removed God leaves Moses alone.  LOL!  This is supposed to be an all loving, perfect God.  A God who created man with foreskin.  A God who doesn’t like foreskin.  A God who demands the foreskin be cut off or face death.  Yeah, sounds like a ‘perfect’ God to me.  🙂

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