Today is Halloween Eve. I wish each and every one of you heathens reading this a great day tomorrow. Dress up as demons and Satan worshipers. Eat a few babies. Live up to your name as the worst of the worst on this planet!
Or…you know…hand out candy to the kiddies coming by dressed up as police officers, superheroes, doctors, and other cool non-demon worshipping costumes because we all know there is no kid on the planet dressing up as a demon for the true purpose of worshipping said demon. Why? Because demons don’t exist. Neither do angels. Or Jesus. Or God. Or the Holy Spirit.