One last chapter in Psalms before moving back to finish off the book of 1 Samuel.
“You, God, are my God, earnestly I seek you; I thirst for you, my whole being longs for you, in a dry and parched land where there is no water.” – Psalms 63:1
I think this is David asking to give God a blowjob. Hmmm…
“I will praise you as long as I live, and in your name I will lift up my hands.” – Psalms 63:4
“I will be fully satisfied as with the richest of foods; with singing lips my mouth will praise you.” – Psalms 63:5
Yep, David is definitely asking to give God a blowjob.
“On my bed I remember you; I think of you through the watches of the night.” – Psalms 63:6
Now David is thinking of God while whacking it on his bed.
“I cling to you; your right hand upholds me.” – Psalms 63:8
There’s nothing wrong with a little cuddling after being intimate with God. 🙂
“But the king will rejoice in God; all who swear by God will glory in him, while the mouths of liars will be silenced.” – Psalms 63:11
And back to the killing.
LOL! Sorry, I couldn’t help but twist the words in this chapter to represent sexual acts between David and God. However, I’m not sure I really did that much twisting. J:-)
Coming Soon: 1 Samuel – Chapter 28: Saul and the Medium at Endor