Isaiah 34:7

Like last week, this Tuesday’s Crazy Bible Verse comes from the book of Isaiah.  Let’s face it.  Isaiah is filled with MANY crazy Bible verses!!!

“And the wild oxen will fall with them; the bull calves and the great bulls. Their land will be drenched with blood, and the dust will be soaked with fat.” – Isaiah 34:7

The land will be drenched in blood and the dust will be soaked with fat.  That’s crazy enough, but what makes this verse even crazier is the King James Version.  The above is the verse from the NIV.

“And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.” – Isaiah 34:7 (KJV)

Unicorns!  Mother fucking unicorns!  Now that’s some crazy stuff!  The Bible says unicorns exist.  Your Christian apologist will argue the Bible really means a rhinoceros, but if that’s what the authors meant to say, they would have said that.  They really meant to say unicorns!!!  The moral book of God include unicorns!!!  ROFL!!!

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