Our last look into Psalms was one big WTF moment. A literal WTF moment as I used WTF four times! So what’s the over/under on the number of WTFs I use in this chapter! 🙂
“You have granted him his heart’s desire and have not withheld the request of his lips.” – Psalms 21:2
God needs a mortal man to grant his heart’s desire? Not much of a god if that’s the case.
“You came to greet him with rich blessings and placed a crown of pure gold on his head.” – Psalms 21:3
How do you place a gold crown on a head that never makes an appearance?
“The Lord will swallow them up in his wrath, and his fire will consume them.” – Psalms 21:9
But remember, God loves you!
“You will destroy their descendants from the earth, their posterity from mankind.” – Psalms 21:10
Yes, because nothing is more moral than killing those who are innocent.
Okay, so not as many WTFs in this chapter. In fact, I didn’t use any, unless you count the four I used at the beginning when I was describing the WTF moments of Psalms 19. Do those count? Yeah, why not. I’m sure I could have used some WTFs in this chapter too. J
Coming Soon: 1 Chronicles – Chapter 1: Historical Records From Adam to Abraham