God is Real

This is the 625th post I’ve written on this blog and I have something very important to share.  I woke up this morning and watched the Sun rise over the eastern horizon.  Suddenly I was filled with pure joy and happiness.  Jesus had entered my body in the form of a sunrise.  It was amazing and turned me from my evil, Satanic ways.  I am a true believer and from this point forward, each blog post will praise our true lord and savior Jesus Christ.  Only through Jesus can we reach eternal happiness.  My life mission is to reach out to as many people as possible and spread the word of Christ!

Wait…WTF?!?!?!  Happy April Fool’s Day!!!

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