Today’s crazy Bible verse comes from the book of Judges and is very odd, to say the least.
“Then Adoni-Bezek said, ‘Seventy kings with their thumbs and big toes cut off have picked up scraps under my table. Now God has paid me back for what I did to them.’” – Judges 1:7
Um…okay. WTF!?!?! Picture this in your head. Underneath the table (must be a very large table!!!) are seventy kings with no thumbs and no big toes. And if that’s not enough crazy, they are eating scraps up off the floor underneath the table.
Why? Why is this even in the Bible? This right here is why reading the Bible from start to finish is the quickest way to go from theist to atheist.