Proverbs 5:19

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday!  The Bible has quite a bit to say on sex, most of it completely ridiculous.  That includes today’s verse from the book of Proverbs.  Proverbs 5 is a warning against adultery and contains this verse:

“A loving doe, a graceful deer-may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love.” – Proverbs 5:19

First, if this verse refers to an actual deer, that’s fucking weird.  Second, assuming it refers to a woman, why focus on the breasts?  May her breasts satisfy you always?  What about her mind?  What about her sense of humor?  What about the fact she’s a fucking human being and not just a pair of boobs?!?!

Once again, horrible advice from the Bible, but maybe this really is a verse about deer boobs?!?!  😊

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