It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday! The Bible has quite a bit to say on sex, most of it completely ridiculous. That includes today’s verse from the book of Proverbs. Proverbs 5 is a warning against adultery and contains this verse:
“A loving doe, a graceful deer-may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love.” – Proverbs 5:19
First, if this verse refers to an actual deer, that’s fucking weird. Second, assuming it refers to a woman, why focus on the breasts? May her breasts satisfy you always? What about her mind? What about her sense of humor? What about the fact she’s a fucking human being and not just a pair of boobs?!?!
Once again, horrible advice from the Bible, but maybe this really is a verse about deer boobs?!?! 😊