Psalm – Chapter 118: Untitled

Where the previous chapter in Psalms was very short, this one is longer, so let’s get started.

“Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever.” – Psalm 118:1

Except for when God kills you.

“The Lord is with me; he is my helper.  I look in triumph on my enemies.” – Psalm 118:7

Will you still look in triumph when those enemies thrust a spear through your belly?

“It is better to take refuge in the Lord than to trust in humans.” – Psalm 118:8

For fuck’s sake?  Seriously?  Humans are far more trustful than a vengeful god.

“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!” – Psalm 118:15

Fine.  I’ll give God credit for knowing how to jack off with his right hand.

“The Lord has chastened me severely, but he has not given me over to death.” – Psalm 118:18

How loving of this god.

“Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.” – Psalm 118:26

ROFL!  You can be blessed if only you shout out the Lord’s name when in the throes of orgasmic passion!

I think I’ll end with that verse.  LOL!  Let me just say that I’m getting sick of Psalms, so a good sex joke is a great way to end today’s discussion on this chapter.

Coming Soon:  1 Kings – Chapter 1:  Adonijah Sets Himself Up as King

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