Song of Songs – Chapter 4: Untitled

In our last look in the Song of Songs we saw the two lovers going to the woman’s parent’s bedroom.  Um….okay.  Whatever excites you I guess.  Let’s see what wonderful things we learn in this chapter.

“Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from the hills of Gilead.” – Song of Songs 4:1

I’m not sure that comparing someone’s hair to a flock of goats is a good pickup line.

“Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn, coming up from the washing.” – Song of Songs 4:2

You have sheep teeth, but wanna have sex?  I doubt that’s going to work!

“Your neck is like the tower of David, built with courses of stone, on it hang a thousand shields, all of them shields of warriors.” – Song of Songs 4:4

Okay, this is just a weird description of someone’s neck.

“You have stolen my heart, my sister, my bride;” – Song of Songs 4:9

Wait, you married your sister?  Um.

“Your lips drop sweetness as the honeycomb, my bride; milk and honey are under your tongue.” – Song of Songs 4:11

Is it really milk under the tongue or is it something else taking on the color of milk?  Hmmm.

“Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread everywhere.” – Song of Songs 4:16

Yeah, she’s not talking about an actual garden.  LOL!

Another interesting chapter in the Song of Songs.  Some really, really weird pickup lines that I can’t imagine having any chance of working.  But since the man marries his sister in this chapter, maybe.

Coming Soon:  Song of Songs – Chapter 5:  Untitled

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