Song of Songs – Chapter 5: Untitled

Song of Songs just might be my favorite book in the Bible.  I’m not sure it has a verse that tops Ezekiel 23:20, but I’m really enjoying Song of Songs which is rare for any book in the Bible.

“I have come into my garden, my sister, my bride;” – Song of Songs 5:1

You came in your sister?  Um.

“I have drunk my wine and my milk.” – Song of Songs 5:1

To each their own.  I’m not going to kink shame.

“My head is drenched with dew, my hair with the dampness of the night.” – Song of Songs 5:2

Yeah, ‘dew’ means something else in this verse.

“I have taken off my robe—must I put it on again?” – Song of Songs 5:3

You’re still wearing a robe?  After all that has happened in this book thus far?

“My beloved thrust his hand through the latch-opening;” – Song of Songs 5:4

Again…no kink shaming.  Some people like fisting.

“I arose to open for my beloved, and my hands dripped with myrrh,” – Song of Songs 5:5

Pure erotic fiction at this point.

“I opened for my beloved, but my beloved had left; he was gone.” – Song of Songs 5:6

Dude.  That is not how you take care of a woman!

“My beloved is radiant and ruddy,” – Song of Songs 5:10

Ruddy means to have a red color.  Your beloved has a sunburn.  Stay in the shade!

LOL!  What an interesting chapter!  Erotic fiction at its biblical finest.  LOL!

Coming Soon:  Song of Songs – Chapter 6:  Untitled

3 thoughts on “Song of Songs – Chapter 5: Untitled

  1. Tawdry claptrap if you ask me.

    I never expected to get the opportunity to say those words in a sentence. What an exceptional moment in my life and I can credit your analysis for the experience. Thank you.

    No, I really, I had no idea.


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