Due to a very busy summer, I’ve fallen behind on blog posts. I’m taking a short hiatus with an early July return. Don’t worry, I’m not leaving for good!
I am becoming so wise from reading Proverbs. I now know it is wise to beat your children and then eat some honey. Without the Bible I wouldn’t know these are things wise people do! I can’t wait to gain more wisdom from Proverbs 25.
“If you find honey, eat just enough—too much of it, and you will vomit.” – Proverbs 25:16
Thank God the Bible make this clear! I want a few moments to relax after beating my children so I definitely don’t want to eat too much honey and find myself vomiting!
“Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.” – Proverbs 25:24
Do you hear that men? Make sure your woman understands the house rules, for if she talks back to you, you’ll be forced to live on your roof. WTF!
“It is not good to eat too much honey…” – Proverbs 25:27
Just in case you missed the earlier verse in this chapter warning not to eat too much honey.
So what have we learned? Beating your children? Good in the eyes of God. Eating honey? Also good in the eyes of God as long as you don’t eat too much. Biblical wisdom at its finest.
Coming Soon: Proverbs – Chapter 26: Untitled
Today’s Atheism quote comes from the famous free thinker Robert G. Ingersoll.
“An infinite God ought to be able to protect himself, without going in partnership with State Legislatures.” – Robert G. Ingersoll
Republican politicians, take note, for God is too powerful to need to vote. If God really was all-powerful, he’d step in and make it happen. He wouldn’t need Republican politicians pushing a religious agenda for him. He’d just do it.
After two chapters in a row in which the Bible tells us the importance of beating our children, we move on to what I’d like to say is a chapter with no child beating, but I wouldn’t be surprised if child beating takes focus once again. That’s the Bible for you.
“If you falter in a time of trouble, how small is your strength!” – Proverbs 24:10
You faltered? You fucking weakling!
“Eat honey, my son, for it is good; honey from the comb is sweet to your taste.” – Proverbs 24:13
OMG! Let me explain why I find this so funny. Two of the thirty sayings tell you to beat your child. Then this one tells you to eat honey. LOL! Such a drastic change in focus!
“Do not say, ‘I’ll do to them as they have done to me; I’ll pay them back for what they did.’” – Proverbs 24:29
The god of Exodus 21:24 disagrees with this god. An eye for an eye.
So what did we learn in this chapter? After beating your child, make sure you eat your honey! It will make your bones grow strong. 🙂 SMH. What a book full of bullshit.
Coming Soon: Proverbs – Chapter 25: Untitled
Still several chapters of Proverbs to go. The Bible is not yet done giving us ‘wisdom’. Without the Bible we wouldn’t understand the necessity of beating our kids with rods! So let’s read on very carefully so we come away with true wisdom gained.
“You will vomit up the little you have eaten and will have wasted your compliments.” – Proverbs 23:8
“Do not move an ancient boundary stone…” – Proverbs 23:10
This is a repeat of a previous saying. SMH.
“Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you punish them with the rod, they will not die.” – Proverbs 23:13
Another repeat. The Bible thinks it is soooo important to beat your child that it repeats the instruction multiple times. God says it is moral to beat your child.
“…for an adulterous woman is a deep pit…” – Proverbs 23:27
Another repeated saying.
Thirty sayings of the wise my ass! Half of the sayings are repeated. I realize I’m not taking the time to do an official, but there might be twenty or so distinct sayings of the wise and one of them is beating your kid! The Bible says you need to beat your kid to save him/her from death. Seriously? Christians…please read your Bible. Do you really find this book and this god moral?
Coming Soon: Proverbs – Chapter 24: Untitled
It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and today we have a verse from the book of Hosea that shows God’s irrational anger.
“I will ruin her vines and her fig trees…” – Hosea 2:12
Way to go God. You taught those fig trees a lesson! No other fig tree will ever do wrong against you. You taught all fig trees a very valuable lesson. They will never cross your path again. Sigh. Book of morals? Hardly. A god who gets pissed at fig trees is not a god to be worshipped.
We ended the last chapter of Proverbs wondering if we should or should not run out and buy olive oil. So many difficult questions in life! Let’s see if this chapter has more dilemmas for us.
“Rich and poor have this in common: The Lord is the Maker of them all.” – Proverbs 22:2
Wow…such comfort to the poor who are suffering horribly.
“The rich rule over the poor, and the borrower is slave to the lender.” – Proverbs 22:7
A verse Christians continue to use today when pushing for public policy. The poor must be ruled by the rich for they made bad choices. Sigh. What a crock of shit.
“Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline will drive it far away.” – Proverbs 22:15
The Bible says you can’t be a good parent unless you beat your kids with a rod. Child abuse is okay in the eyes of the Lord.
At this point in this chapter the Bible switches over to 30 sayings of the wise. This should be good.
“Do not exploit the poor because they are poor…” – Proverbs 22:22
Republican politicians should read their Bible.
That’s it for this chapter. The sayings of the wise will continue in the next chapter. The takeaway from this chapter? This supposed book of morals is okay with physical abuse of a child.
Coming Soon: Proverbs – Chapter 23: Untitled