Well, the big take-away from the last chapter is that you should never ever fuck with God’s weights and measures. LOL! Can the Bible top that today? Let’s find out.
“Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.” – Proverbs 21:9
More wisdom to avoid those quarrelsome wives!
“Whoever loves pleasure will become poor; whoever loves wine and olive oil will never be rich.” – Proverbs 21:17
Stay away from the olive oil!
“Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife.” – Proverbs 21:19
Not only does the wife quarrel, she nags!
“The wise store up choice food and olive oil, but fools gulp theirs down.” – Proverbs 21:20
Wait, now olive oil is good? Make up your damn mind!
Man, I don’t know what to do! Do I avoid the olive oil or do I go out and get a bunch now! If I want to be wise, I need to store up on olive oil! LOL! Biblical wisdom at its finest!Uncate
Coming Soon: Proverbs – Chapter 22: Untitled