I am becoming so wise from reading Proverbs. I now know it is wise to beat your children and then eat some honey. Without the Bible I wouldn’t know these are things wise people do! I can’t wait to gain more wisdom from Proverbs 25.
“If you find honey, eat just enough—too much of it, and you will vomit.” – Proverbs 25:16
Thank God the Bible make this clear! I want a few moments to relax after beating my children so I definitely don’t want to eat too much honey and find myself vomiting!
“Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.” – Proverbs 25:24
Do you hear that men? Make sure your woman understands the house rules, for if she talks back to you, you’ll be forced to live on your roof. WTF!
“It is not good to eat too much honey…” – Proverbs 25:27
Just in case you missed the earlier verse in this chapter warning not to eat too much honey.
So what have we learned? Beating your children? Good in the eyes of God. Eating honey? Also good in the eyes of God as long as you don’t eat too much. Biblical wisdom at its finest.
Coming Soon: Proverbs – Chapter 26: Untitled