Amos – Chapter 9: Israel to Be Destroyed

Today is the last chapter in the book of Amos. Given the title, I highly doubt God is stopping his temper tantrum.

“I saw the Lord standing by the altar, and he said: ‘Strike the tops of the pillars so that the thresholds shake. Bring them down on the heads of all the people; those who are left I will kill with the sword.’” – Amos 9:1

Nope, no intention of calming down. LOL!

“Though they hide from my eyes at the bottom of the sea, there I will command the serpent to bite them.” – Amos 9:3

Who the fuck is hiding at the bottom of the sea?

“‘I will plant Israel in their own land, never again to be uprooted from the land I have given them,’ says the Lord your God.” – Amos 9:15

So God destroys the land, then decides to rebuild it and give it back to the Israelites. Um…okay.

This ends Amos and as you can see, peace reigned throughout the Middle East for all of time. ROFL! What a joke of a book.

Coming Soon: 2 Chronicles 27: Jotham King of Judah

One thought on “Amos – Chapter 9: Israel to Be Destroyed

  1. Ya know if you do enough speed balls ( morphine and methamphetamine ) will make you a fucked up as Jehovah. No shit. You don’t know whether to stand up or sit down and all you do is talk shit and see imaginary stuff squiring around. It’s uncanny.

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