Genesis 15:13-15

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and the book of Genesis is loaded with crazy, including the following verses:

“Then the Lord said to him, ‘Know for certain that for four hundred years your descendants will be strangers in a country not their own and that they will be enslaved and mistreated there. But I will punish the nation they serve as slaves, and afterward they will come out with great possessions.’” – Genesis 15:13-15

God is going to reward the Israelites, but first he is going to punish them for 400 years. WUT?!?!?!?! That’s a fucked up god right there.

Micah – Chapter 6: The Lord’s Case Against Israel

In the last chapter God was preparing to destroy everything and everyone in Israel! Yikes! Bad God, bad God!!!

“Listen to what the Lord says: ‘Stand up, plead my case before the mountains; let the hills hear what you have to say.’” – Micah 6:1

Um…the mountains are the judge? God is losing it. 🙂

“For the Lord has a case against his people; he is lodging a charge against Israel.” – Micah 6:2

This chapter is hilarious. God, the creator of all, is arguing his case to the mountains. LOL!

“I brought you up out of Egypt and redeemed you from the land of slavery.” – Micah 6:4

True, but only after God hardened the hearts of the Egyptians and caused great pain to the Israelites.

“And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God.” – Micah 6:8

LOL! If only it were that easy to get in the Lord’s good graces. God has all sorts of tricks and rules that make it impossible to walk humbly and love mercy.

“Therefore, I have begun to destroy you,  to ruin you because of your sins.” – Micah 6:13

God is the one who created sin.

“Therefore I will give you over to ruin and your people to derision; you will bear the scorn of the nations.” – Micah 6:16

God insists on death and destruction.

My takeaway from this chapter is God is upset the people are sinning and not following his orders. But God created sin. And besides, if God is all-powerful, he can snap his fingers and make the people do good. A much easier solution than destroying the people, children, and babies.

Coming Soon: Micah – Chapter 7: Israel’s Misery

Atheism Quotes – Daniel Dennett

Today’s Atheism quote comes from philosopher Daniel Dennett.

“There is a time for politeness and there is a time when you are obliged to be rude, as rude as you have to be to stop such pollution of young minds in its tracks with a quick, unignorable shock.” – Daniel Dennett

The point here being you don’t always have to be nice. There are times when it is more productive to society to be rude to others, especially if they are tainting the minds of the youth.

Micah – Chapter 5: A Promised Ruler From Bethlehem

The journey through Micah continues today.

“Therefore Israel will be abandoned until the time when she who is in labor bears a son, and the rest of his brothers return to join the Israelites.” – Micah 5:3

God abandons ALL of Israel. Children, babies, doesn’t matter. They are abandoned by God. God being just? Nope. More like God being an asshole.

“‘In that day,” declares the Lord, ‘I will destroy your horses from among you and demolish your chariots. I will destroy the cities of your land and tear down all your strongholds. I will destroy your witchcraft and you will no longer cast spells. I will destroy your idols and your sacred stones from among you; you will no longer bow down to the work of your hands. I will uproot from among you your Asherah poles when I demolish your cities. I will take vengeance in anger and wrath on the nations that have not obeyed me.’” – Micah 5:10-15

God is in destruction mode!

So what did we learn in this chapter? Not much. God is going to destroy everything he doesn’t like. God demands your worship and rules by fear. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this is child abuse. God is not love. He’s a child abuser who seeks to destroy.

Coming Soon: Micah – Chapter 6: The Lord’s Case Against Israel

Micah – Chapter 4: The Mountain of the Lord

We are still working through the book of Micah, so today we learn more about Micah, the true, but lacking any supporting evidence, prophet of God.

“In the last days the mountain of the Lord’s temple will be established  as the highest of the mountains;” – Micah 4:1

Is the highest mountain Mt. Everest, which reaches the greatest height above sea level or Mauna Kea, the tallest mountain measured from base (below sea level) to peak? God is going to want to get this one right!

“‘In that day,’ declares the Lord, ‘I will gather the lame; I will assemble the exiles  and those I have brought to grief.’” – Micah 4:6

The Bible admits God caused grief in these people. But we all knew that. It started with God hardening the hearts of the Egyptians. Actually it started before that when God tossed Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden for the crime of learning.

But they do not know  the thoughts of the Lord; they do not understand his plan” – Micah 4:12

Of course they do not understand the Lord’s plan. God never shows himself! All we have are supposed prophets who speak for God, even though they have no evidence supporting their claims.

“Rise and thresh, Daughter Zion,  for I will give you horns of iron; I will give you hooves of bronze, and you will break to pieces many nations.” – Micah 4:13

Fuck horns of iron and hooves of bronze. If I’m one of these people, I want food, water, shelter, and peace! What good is an iron horn and bronze hoof going to do me?

Don’t blame me. I never said this was going to be an exciting chapter! 🙂

Coming Soon: Micah – Chapter 5: A Promised Ruler From Bethlehem

Luke 11:29

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and today’s verse is another in a long line of examples showing Jesus is not the nice, loving character he’s made out to be by Christians.

“As the crowds increased, Jesus said, ‘This is a wicked generation. It asks for a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah.’” – Luke 11:29

Are there selfish people looking out for themselves to the detriment of others? Sure, but Jesus is saying everyone in this generation is wicked! Surely everyone is not wicked! Jesus has denounced a whole population of people without closely looking at the individual. He’s made an incorrect assumption. The son of God, as God himself, who is supposedly all-knowing, should know better!

Micah – Chapter 3: Leaders and Prophets Rebuked

Our trek through Micah continues today with God getting pissy at more people. In other words, the same as every chapter in the Old Testament. 🙂

“Should you not embrace justice, you who hate good and love evil; who tear the skin from my people and the flesh from their bones; who eat my people’s flesh, strip off their skin and break their bones in pieces; who chop them up like meat for the pan, like flesh for the pot?” – Micah 3:1-3

Wow…chopping people up like meat for a pan, huh? Maybe God should do something about that? Maybe he should have done something about that well before it happened!

“Then they will cry out to the Lord, but he will not answer them.” – Micah 3:4

How does this differ from God on a normal day?

“As for the prophets who lead my people astray,” – Micah 3:5

Again, how do we know Micah is not also a false prophet in this story? There’s no evidence supporting his claims.

“Therefore because of you, Zion will be plowed like a field, Jerusalem will become a heap of rubble,  the temple hill a mound overgrown with thickets.” – Micah 3:12

And God once again destroys large swaths of land. Instead of targeting individuals who do evil, God chooses to punish everyone. Sigh.

In this chapter Micah continues saying he is a true prophet and other prophets are false, but where is the evidence?

Coming Soon: Micah – Chapter 4: The Mountain of the Lord

Atheism Quotes – Danish Nazeer

Today’s Atheism quote comes from Danish Nazeer. God has some ‘interesting’ plans for the male genitalia! 🙂

“Circumcision is like telling a child ‘You belong to this religion and you need to get your genitals mutilated because God fucked up with his intelligent design when it came to the naughty bits.’” – Danish Nazeer

Micah – Chapter 2: Human Plans and God’s Plans

Today’s chapter has an interesting title and I’m guessing that human plans do not match God’s plans. 🙂 Just a guess. 🙂

“Therefore, the Lord says: ‘I am planning disaster against this people, from which you cannot save yourselves.’” – Micah 2:3

This is not a forgiving god.

If a liar and deceiver comes and says, ‘I will prophesy for you plenty of wine and beer,’ that would be just the prophet for this people.” – Micah 2:11

Question. How does differentiate between a false prophet and a true prophet? Neither has evidence backing their claims.

Not much else to say about this chapter. Basically God’s plan is right and yours is wrong. Don’t listen to the false prophets, only the true ones, even though the prophets provide no evidence backing up their claims.

Micah – Chapter 3: Leaders and Prophets Rebuked

Micah – Chapter 1: Judgment Against Samaria and Jerusalem

Today we start our journey through the book of Micah. It won’t be a long journey as the book is only seven chapters in length. Let’s jump right in and learn about Micah the prophet.

“Look! The Lord is coming from his dwelling place; he comes down and treads on the heights of the earth.” – Micah 1:3

Wait…is God about to show himself?!?!?!

“The mountains melt beneath him and the valleys split apart, like wax before the fire, like water rushing down a slope.” – Micah 1:4

Nope…God isn’t showing himself. It’s just an earthquake.

“Since she gathered her gifts from the wages of prostitutes, as the wages of prostitutes they will again be used.” – Micah 1:7

God really hates prostitutes. Let us all remember there would be no female prostitutes if men weren’t paying them for services. Oh what the hell am I saying, it’s the Bible, so the prostitutes aren’t being paid. Men are forcing themselves on women and treating them as property.

“Because of this I will weep and wail;  I will go about barefoot and naked.” – Micah 1:8

God is destroying the land and Micah’s response is to walk around naked.

“Shave your head in mourning for the children in whom you delight; make yourself as bald as the vulture,  for they will go from you into exile.” – Micah 1:16

Ah, more children are being punished. The children are forced from their parents into exile.

The start of Micah is much the same as the other prophets. God supposedly protects the poor and helpless, but innocent children are being forced from their families and the entire land is being destroyed by God. Everyone is being punished, but the rich and the poor. This doesn’t help the poor. It harms them more.

Coming Soon: Micah – Chapter 2: Human Plans and God’s Plans