In the first chapter of Hosea we learned God commanded Hosea to marry a promiscuous woman and name his kids demeaning names. Seriously, that is exactly what happened in the first chapter! On the bright side, no killing, yet. 🙂
“Rebuke your mother, rebuke her, for she is not my wife, and I am not her husband.” – Hosea 2:2
Rebuke your mother because she is not your wife and you are not her husband? Um….okay.
“Otherwise I will strip her naked and make her as bare as on the day she was born;” – Hosea 2:3
You’re going to strip your mother naked? Um…okay.
“I will not show my love to her children, because they are the children of adultery.” – Hosea 2:4
Blame children for something they didn’t do. That’s the godly way!
“So now I will expose her lewdness before the eyes of her lovers; no one will take her out of my hands.” – Hosea 2:10
Controlling women. Biblical morals at their finest.
“‘In that day,’ declares the Lord, ‘you will call me ‘my husband’; you will no longer call me ‘my master.’’” – Hosea 2:16
God is cucking all husbands out there without first getting consent. It’s the Biblical way. Do what you want with women without caring once about consent.
“I will plant her for myself in the land; I will show my love to the one I called ‘Not my loved one.” – Hosea 2:23
God once again taking what is not his.
What did we learn in this chapter? Rebuke your mother or you’ll have to strip her naked. Yep, that’s what this chapter said! Then we learned God takes women and does what he wants with them without first getting consent. God, the creator of rape. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but Christians and their book of morals can go fuck themselves.
Coming Soon: Hosea – Chapter 3: Hosea’s Reconciliation With His Wife