Hosea 2:12

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and today we have a verse from the book of Hosea that shows God’s irrational anger.

“I will ruin her vines and her fig trees…” – Hosea 2:12

Way to go God.  You taught those fig trees a lesson!  No other fig tree will ever do wrong against you.  You taught all fig trees a very valuable lesson. They will never cross your path again.  Sigh. Book of morals? Hardly. A god who gets pissed at fig trees is not a god to be worshipped.

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Daniel 8:10

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and for the second week in a row I bring you an anti-science verse from the book of Daniel.

“It grew until it reached the host of the heavens, and it threw some of the starry host down to the earth and trampled on them.” – Daniel 8:10

So the stars can come down from the heavens and be stomped on?  Um…sure. Whatever you say Daniel.

Daniel 4:11

Today’s Crazy Bible Verse comes from the book of Daniel and contains a heavy dose of anti-science.

“The tree grew large and strong and its top touched the sky; it was visible to the ends of the earth.” – Daniel 4:11

A tree that can be seen from the ends of the Earth?  The ends of the Earth? This verse implies a flat Earth and a very tall tree, much taller than any tree on Earth.  Sigh.

Jonah 1:17

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and it doesn’t get any crazier than the Bible saying a person can live inside a live fish for three days.

“Now the Lord provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.” – Jonah 1:17

Yes, you read that right.  Jonah lived inside a fish for three days and three nights.  If you believe snakes and donkeys can talk, it’s not that far fetched to believe people can live inside fish for multiple days.  Personally I prefer to live in a world of reality and living inside of a fish is bullshit.

Isaiah 13:22

Today’s Crazy Bible Verse comes from the book of Isaiah.

“Hyenas will inhabit her strongholds, jackals her luxurious palaces.” – Isaiah 13:22

At first glance this may not seem so crazy.  What makes it crazy is the replacement of dragons in the King James Version of the Bible with hyenas and jackals in the NIV Bible.  The change from a dragon to a hyena is a big one! If the Bible is God’s literal word as some Christians claim, why do the animals change from mythical creatures?  Hmmm.

Romans 1:20

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and this may be the craziest verse in the Bible and that’s saying a lot!  

For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.” – Romans 1:20

God’s invisible qualities are clearly seen?  Seriously? Do the authors of the Bible understand the meaning of invisible?  If God’s qualities are clearly seen, then they are VISIBLE, not invisible. And to say that God’s qualities are clearly seen?  Where? God doesn’t speak. God doesn’t show himself. In fact, there’s NO evidence of God. No one has seen God. No one has spoken to God.  Sigh. Clearly seen? ROFL!!!

Mark 4:31

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and today we see that Jesus, also known as God, doesn’t know his science.

“It is like a mustard seed, which is the smallest of all seeds on earth.” – Mark 4:31

Nope, not correct.  Mustard seeds are not the smallest seeds.  The smallest seeds are found in orchids in the rainforest.  The Christian apologist will argue that Jesus wasn’t talking about all seeds, but only the seeds a local farmer had on hand.  Bullshit. The Bible says “…of all seeds on earth.” Jesus doesn’t know his science.