Daniel 3:19-20

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and today we have some crazy!

“Then Nebuchadnezzar was furious with Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego, and his attitude toward them changed. He ordered the furnace heated seven times hotter than usual and commanded some of the strongest soldiers in his army to tie up Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego and throw them into the blazing furnace.” – Daniel 3:19-20

As if the furnace at its regular temperature was not hot enough to kill the soldiers. It’s a furnace for crying out loud!!!

Daniel 8:10

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and for the second week in a row I bring you an anti-science verse from the book of Daniel.

“It grew until it reached the host of the heavens, and it threw some of the starry host down to the earth and trampled on them.” – Daniel 8:10

So the stars can come down from the heavens and be stomped on?  Um…sure. Whatever you say Daniel.

Daniel 4:11

Today’s Crazy Bible Verse comes from the book of Daniel and contains a heavy dose of anti-science.

“The tree grew large and strong and its top touched the sky; it was visible to the ends of the earth.” – Daniel 4:11

A tree that can be seen from the ends of the Earth?  The ends of the Earth? This verse implies a flat Earth and a very tall tree, much taller than any tree on Earth.  Sigh.

Daniel 12:2

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and guess what I have in store for you today?  If you guessed zombies, you guessed right!  I think I’m close to being done with zombie verses in the Bible, but there are sooo many of them!  Far more than I ever thought before searching for them.  Today’s crazy zombie verse comes from the book of Daniel.

“Multitudes who sleep in the dust of the earth will awake: some to everlasting life, others to shame and everlasting contempt.” – Daniel 12:2

Those who sleep in the dust?  Sounds like corpses to me.  Awaking to everlasting life?  Sounds like a zombie to me!  God and his zombies.  LOL!