Hosea 2:12

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and today we have a verse from the book of Hosea that shows God’s irrational anger.

“I will ruin her vines and her fig trees…” – Hosea 2:12

Way to go God.  You taught those fig trees a lesson!  No other fig tree will ever do wrong against you.  You taught all fig trees a very valuable lesson. They will never cross your path again.  Sigh. Book of morals? Hardly. A god who gets pissed at fig trees is not a god to be worshipped.


Hosea 13:16

Today’s crazy Bible verse comes from the book of Hosea and shows us that God is not fully against abortion.  In fact, God commands abortion is some situations.

“The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.” – Hosea 13:16

There you have it.  God commands abortion.  In this case it is abortion against the will of the mother.  To all of the pro-‘lifers’ out there, your God commands abortion in some situations.  He does NOT condemn it.  I put ‘lifers’ in quotes because pro-‘lifers’ are much closer to pro-fetus than they are to pro-life.  They want to protect the rights of a fetus, as if a non-living entity could have rights, but once that baby is out and breathing on its own, these same people bitch and moan about welfare queens and kids taking their hard earned tax money.

I’m getting a bit off topic, but my point here is that God is not against abortion in all cases.  The God the pro-lifers worship does not have the same stance on abortion as they do.