Solar Eclipse and the Return of Jesus

Been nearly a month since the total solar eclipse.  I heard Jesus was returning.  Still waiting.  Oh well, maybe he’ll return on the next eclipse.  Or the one after that.  Or the one after that one.  Or the one after the one after the one.  Or maybe, just maybe, a solar eclipse is simply the moon moving in front of the Sun!


Long Sermon Meme

Today’s Sunday meme reminds me of my days when I still called myself a Christian.  Every time the pastor said something about winding up soon or letting everyone out early, I knew it was going to be one of the longer services in the history of the church.  And usually I was right!