Luke 11:29

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and today’s verse is another in a long line of examples showing Jesus is not the nice, loving character he’s made out to be by Christians.

“As the crowds increased, Jesus said, ‘This is a wicked generation. It asks for a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah.’” – Luke 11:29

Are there selfish people looking out for themselves to the detriment of others? Sure, but Jesus is saying everyone in this generation is wicked! Surely everyone is not wicked! Jesus has denounced a whole population of people without closely looking at the individual. He’s made an incorrect assumption. The son of God, as God himself, who is supposedly all-knowing, should know better!

Luke 12:46

Someone recently replied to one of my posts on this blog stating the pro-slavery verses are not important and should be ignored. Um…no. Christians describe the Bible as the literal word of God, so the pro-slavery verses definitely matter! Thus for Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday, I give you another pro-slavery verse in the new Testament and what is supposed to be the direct word of God.

“The master of that servant will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour he is not aware of. He will cut him to pieces and assign him a place with the unbelievers.” – Luke 12:46

Note the word ‘servant’. In the KJV, the word is slave. The NIV tries to make the language sound nice and cozy, but make no mistake, the servant here is a slave. The Lord is stating the slave will be cut to pieces. Does God do anything? Nope. God is okay with it. God is pro-slavery. The Bible is pro-slavery.

Luke 8:49-52

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday! Jesus is credited with many miracles, including raising people from the dead.

“While Jesus was still speaking, someone came from the house of Jairus, the synagogue leader. ‘Your daughter is dead,’ he said. ‘Don’t bother the teacher anymore.’ Hearing this, Jesus said to Jairus, ‘Don’t be afraid; just believe, and she will be healed.’ When he arrived at the house of Jairus, he did not let anyone go in with him except Peter, John and James, and the child’s father and mother. Meanwhile, all the people were wailing and mourning for her. ‘Stop wailing’, Jesus said. ‘She is not dead but asleep.’” – Luke 8:49-52

If you believe Jesus raised this person from the dead, then I have a talking snake and donkey to sell you. 🙂 One of two things have happened here. One, the more likely, is this was a made up story. Or two, the girl was never dead. Maybe sick, maybe tired, but certainly not dead. Use your common sense.

Luke 1:27

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and nothing is crazier than thinking a virgin gave birth, but that is supposedly how Jesus was born and it’s mentioned several times in the Bible.

“…to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary.” – Luke 1:27

If your entire religion centers on the necessity of a virgin giving birth, then you have chosen the path of the irrational. A virgin human cannot give birth. Either she wasn’t a virgin or she didn’t give birth. You can’t have it both ways.

Luke 11:27-28

One of the important things to continually point out in the Bible is the fact Jesus is not a great guy. Christians point to the evils of the Old Testament and argue that doesn’t matter because Jesus came along in the New Testament to spread love. Not true. It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday and today’s verse once again shows Jesus is not a good guy.

“As Jesus was saying these things, a woman in the crowd called out, ‘Blessed is the mother who gave you birth and nursed you.’ He replied, ‘Blessed rather are those who hear the word of God and obey it.’” – Luke 11:27-28

Someone in the crowd blesses Jesus’ mother and in return Jesus says, nope, don’t bless her, bless those who obey God. The same god who rapes and murders everyone he can. Jesus is just as horrible as father who raped a virgin to give birth to himself.

Luke 16:17

It’s Crazy Bible Verse Tuesday!  I’ve mentioned many times on this blog that Jesus is not the peaceful, loving character he’s made out to be by most Christians.  He did not bring about a more peaceful time.  The New Testament is not a better version of God than the Old Testament.  I’ve used Matthew 5:17 several times to show that Jesus was not here to abolish the Old Testament law, but to accept it as fact.  This verse is not the only time Jesus states the Old Testament law must be followed.

“It is easier for heaven and earth to disappear than for the least stroke of a pen to drop out of the Law.” – Luke 16:17

Moving heaven and earth is easier than changing the law of the Old Testament.  Those are the direct words of Jesus and if you believe in Jesus, you must accept this as truth.  Jesus, the peaceful, loving character Christians say makes sense of the Bible, promotes slavery, rape, and killing of innocent babies and children.  He does so by re-affirming the truth of the laws in the Old Testament.  Jesus of the New Testament is no better than the God of the Old Testament.

Luke 12:47-48

Jesus was a great guy, right?  As you already know from reading this blog, the answer is a definite no and Luke 12:47 provides more evidence Jesus was not a nice, caring guy.

“The servant who knows the master’s will and does not get ready or does not do what the master wants will be beaten with many blows.  But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment will be beaten with few blows.” – Luke 12:47-48

First of all, let’s make it clear what ‘servant’ means.  A servant in the Bible is not a servant as we define a servant today.  A servant in the Bible is a slave.  Jesus is telling us that it is okay to beat your slave as a punishment!  Not only that, the slave who does something he does not know is wrong is still punished by a beating.  Granted, Jesus makes it clear this slave in the second scenario should not be beaten as badly, but it’s still a beating!  Wow Jesus, you’re such a great guy!

The other thing to point out here is that Jesus condones slavery.  Sorry, but you can’t be a nice, moral guy if you condone slavery and then say it’s okay and expected to beat your slave.

Luke 12:51-53

Jesus is this loving character in the Bible right?  Nope, as shown by the last several Tuesday crazy Bible verse days.  Here’s another set of verses in the Bible for crazy Bible verse Tuesday in which Jesus says in his very own words that he is not bringing peace but division to the people.

“Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but division. From now on there will be five in one family divided against each other, three against two and two against three. They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law.” – Luke 12:51-53

Christians love to argue and preach that Jesus brings peace and love.  No, he doesn’t.  He says so in his very own words.  He has come to split up your family.  You can only follow Jesus if you leave your family behind.  He will pit you against your own family members.  That’s the exact opposite of love!  Please, please, please, read the Bible and not just the lovey-dovey verses your pastor picks and chooses on Sunday morning.

Luke 19:27

It’s crazy Bible verse Tuesday and today I bring you yet another verse showing Jesus is far from an all-loving character in the Bible.

“But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and kill them in front of me.” – Luke 19:27

So if one doesn’t want Jesus or God ruling over him/her, Jesus commands that person to be put to death.  This is Jesus/God were talking about.  There’s no other way to reach an agreement?  There’s nothing else to be done?  Jesus/God doesn’t care.  Disobey him or ask questions and the result is death.  There’s no room for free thinkers in the land of God (OT) and Jesus (NT).

The point of the last several weeks is to show there are many verses in the New Testament that clearly show Jesus is not all about love.  There’s plenty of hate and death in Him as well.  Ever had a Christian argue against the crazy in the OT by saying “Oh, that’s the OT, Jesus preaches love”?  No, Jesus preaches just as much hate and is filled with just as much crazy nonsense as the God of the OT.  Take an afternoon and read the gospels of the New Testament.  It’s all there in plain view.

Luke 14:26

Most Christians will typically state that Jesus is all about love and kindness to others.  This is where the phrase “What Would Jesus Do” often comes from.  Since Jesus is full of love, we are to ask ourselves, during a difficult decision, what would Jesus do?  I believe that most Christians truly believe that Jesus really was full of love and kindness.  I don’t believe Christians who believe this are trying to mislead others.  They are just misinformed as to what the Bible actually says.  The Bible has many verses related to love, kindness, and Jesus, but there are several others in which Jesus does not promote love, and in fact, promotes hatred and anger.  One such verse is Luke 14:26

“If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life—such a person cannot be my disciple.” – Luke 14:26

To be a true follower of Jesus, one must put Jesus first.  These are the direct words of Jesus in the Bible and not another Biblical character’s interpretation of what Jesus said.  These are the RED words in the Bible, for those reading a Bible in which Jesus’s direct words are colored red.  Not only does Jesus demand you put him first, he directly states that if you do NOT hate your family, you cannot follow him.  To follow Jesus you must hate your family.  Love?  I think not.  Jesus does ask you to love, but to love only him.  Showing love toward anyone else disqualifies you from being a follower of Jesus.

The Bible makes it clear that Jesus is not the lovey dovey character most Christians think he is.  He talks about love, but wants you to put all of your love in him, ignoring your family and out right hating them.  So the next time someone asks you what would Jesus do, respond with “hate his family.”